Don't shock your friends by kissing a 5'1" man at Alcatraz. (a bar, not the prison)

Don't stay with a man who caresses your friend's leg

Don't share men.

Don't get a CD just cause the men are hot..sucky sucky collective soul.

When your friend is lying in the dark with a man and they call you in...don't go in, you'll only complicate things.

Don't let men who wear sandals in your house, they may want to walk around barefooted.

Don't cut your hair without consulting a friend...and if you do, dont get evidence of them. (pictures, video,etc.)

Don't let men who have girlfriends kiss you on the mouth.

Don't go after jailbait.

Don't wear burning boots.

Don't goto work drunk...especially if you work for a bank.

Don't down a shot of something that smells like mint chocolate chip ice cream - your life tends to flash before your eyes.

Don't raid Pathmark.

When first meeting a  beautiful man, don't grab his nose.

Don't talk to women with shit lips.
Don't get in cars with strangers.
Don't associate with men shaped like fruit.
Don't kiss a man with grey teeth and an animal growing on his chin.
Don't tell your friend it's ok to fool around with a man you want.
Don't drink 3/4 bottle of Goldschlager (near death experience).
Don't become the object of the affections of a man with a mohawk.
Don't let a man touch you when you are wearing a girdle, you may have to explain yourself.
Don't fondle a man with your friend in the bed with you and the man. She won't be too happy.

 

 

 

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