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Don't shock your friends by kissing a 5'1" man at Alcatraz. (a
bar, not the prison)
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Don't stay
with a man who caresses your friend's leg
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Don't share
men.
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Don't get
a CD just cause the men are hot..sucky sucky collective soul.
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When your
friend is lying in the dark with a man and they call you in...don't
go in, you'll only complicate things.
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Don't let
men who wear sandals in your house, they may want to walk around
barefooted.
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Don't cut
your hair without consulting a friend...and if you do, dont
get evidence of them. (pictures, video,etc.)
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Don't let
men who have girlfriends kiss you on the mouth.
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Don't go
after jailbait.
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Don't wear
burning boots.
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Don't goto
work drunk...especially if you work for a bank.
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Don't down
a shot of something that smells like mint chocolate chip ice cream
- your life tends to flash before your eyes.
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Don't raid
Pathmark.
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When first
meeting a beautiful man, don't grab his nose.
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| Don't
talk to women with shit lips. |
| Don't
get in cars with strangers. |
| Don't
associate with men shaped like fruit. |
| Don't
kiss a man with grey teeth and an animal growing on his chin. |
| Don't
tell your friend it's ok to fool around with a man you want. |
| Don't
drink 3/4 bottle of Goldschlager (near death experience). |
| Don't
become the object of the affections of a man with a mohawk. |
| Don't
let a man touch you when you are wearing a girdle, you may have
to explain yourself. |
| Don't
fondle a man with your friend in the bed with you and the man. She
won't be too happy. |